i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try
oh my gosh it’s back
I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash
The bald guy is driving the boat. It’s like he realized he fucked up and deserves whatever punishment Neptune deems fit
So this morning I was complaining to my boyfriend about how my pants fit me. They fit me really loose but a size smaller won’t even reach to button up. So I have no choice.I can put them on with a belt but they’re still loose. And it’s all because I don’t have a butt, well anything at that. I honestly hate my body so much! Well that’s besides the point.. But he told me I should work out. It’s easy to say but I give up so easily. It’s my fault I know. I just hate seeing what I do in the mirror.
So if anyone wants to give me their boobs and butt that’d be great!
I mean I can always try and tone my butt, but there’s no hope for my boobs and I would not get fake boobs. So yeah and I feel like he’s disgusted with my body but he always tells me otherwise but I can’t shake off that feeling. So it’s up to me to make myself any better.
literally my dad
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
If you complain about how “everyone” your age is getting married/having children while you’re “enjoying being young”, you really bug me. Some people want a family and don’t want to stay stuck in college party limbo. I don’t see why that bothers you so much. If you’re enjoying acting young, cool. But if people choose to skip all that and grow up I don’t get why it’s a bad thing.
When Noah drinks any kind of juice. He always poops really bad after it goes through his clothes every time. Why is that?
SMOKING AROUND KIDS IS NOT OKAY
SMOKING AROUND KIDS IS NOT A PARENTING CHOICE
SMOKING AROUND KIDS IS CHILD ABUSE
And is linked to SIDS. Fuck that.