if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
i can believe this emotional origin
So we were at Starbucks waiting for my drink. And my bf was sitting down with Noah and this girl at the table behind him started a convo with him asking about Noah and was acting a lil flirty. I was a little farther because I was waiting to get my drink. But I looked at her and she looked at me and got all intimidated by me. It was hilarious! I’m not mean at all but it was a lil fun to see someone get scared by me.
If this post reaches 1,000 notes, Hubs said he will let me film him dancing to Wrecking Ball. Please help me make this happen. For science.
C’mon guys lets please make this happen?
Thanks, James Franco.
"WHAT DO WE WANT"
"WHEN DO WE WANT THEM"
maybe in like a year or two when im hotter and skinnier so i can look good in them
Gordo setting the bar for guys since 2000.
babies get so excited about everything they’re like holy shit look at that fucking ceiling fan. god damn that’s a nice ceiling fan